the story begins with our main character, a man in search of sex. he has grown weary as his years on the planet are steadily increasing. we find him on his journey, all of a sudden bumping into an establishment. one that catches his eye with quite a grip. he pulls his vision magnification device from his storage flap. he was right. an establishment sits amidst the mountains.

inside the establishment, there is a frustrated college girl by the name of judy. it has been quite some time since she has had sexual intercourse. she too is feeling the weight of her years upon the earth. with her trusty cycle by her side, she accepts the fact that her body cannot tolerate this lack of intercourse any longer. her cycle then reiterates.

as the man nears the establishment, he begins to pick up the strong scent of feminine reproductive organs. he proceeds to follow the smell inside the establishment.

inside, of course, he finds judy. obviously it is true love for the man. he asks her a question that she does not know how to answer. so instead, she seduces the man by suggesting intercourse with the ritual of stretching her outer labia. while doing so, judy notices the striking resemblence of the man's boots and her labia. it looks as though they are the same exact color. this only gets her more excited, so she proceeds to coax him into her living quarters.

in her living quarters, she cannot contain herself, so she immediately bends over. the man takes the cue and begins intercourse via her rectum. moments into the intercourse, the man pauses to ask his erection if he is enjoying his surroundings. and since his organ cannot answer him, he simply re-inserts him into his previous destination. this all seems too good to be true, and things continue to go fine, until during a moment of weakness judy's flatulence gets the best of her. the man accepts this at first, yet quickly makes the decision that this behavior is most certainly unacceptable. once the decision is made, he announces his inner feelings with his partner and dashes out of the establishment. soon enough, judy realizes what just happened, and professes her remorse. she has been battling this problem for quite some time now, and she now considers it to be one of the main reasons for not being able to keep a steady relationship. her cycle tries to cheer her up by making up poetry that does not rhyme. and even though it does not rhyme, the cycle knows that what he speaks is a valuable lesson that needs to be learned.

the movie ends, and the credits roll.